This is truly one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen in my life. Cosmo, you've sunk to a new low, reverse cowgirl when your man is sick with the swine flu? I mean....really? Your readers can't wait a week? [On that note, did anyone realize they had a sexual position of the day? Today's was Sexy Sprinkler -- I write this as I literally roll my eyes.

In a spoof on MTV's "The City," Newsweek is producing an online reality show called "The District." The premise is what if President Barack Obama had a reality show (on MTV). It's funny, not hilarious like we would be, but I was bummed when I finally realized it wasn't actually Obama speaking. Damn the gullibility!

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