If you’ve ever stayed home on Election Day disgusted with your choices, then this new proposal is for you. Or if you’ve ever idled in the voting booth wanting to scribble drawings of the male reproductive system all over the ballot, then the measure under consideration on Beacon Hill is definitely for you.

Since at least the late seventeenth century, a hillside in Cerne Abbas, England, has been adorned by a 180-foot-long carving of a club-wielding giant. The figure also sports an impressive erection (it would translate to almost 11 inches on an average male frame), and has thus long been revered by pagans as a fertility symbol — and been, ahem, “visited” by many a childless couple looking to get lucky.

In preparation for the release of The Simpsons movie on July 27th, a 7-11 store in Burbank, CA has been made over into a real-life fascimile of the well-known Nahasapeemapetilon-owned convenience franchise, the Kwik-E-Mart. Check out this Flickr gallery for a plethora of pics, including the “Squishee” machine and a rack of Homer’s favorite “pink-icing with rainbow sprinkles “ donuts.