Moonsigns  |  Band Guide  |  Blogs  |  In Pictures  |  Adult
Boston  |  Portland  |  Providence
New on DVD  |  Puzzles  |  Sports  |  Television  |  Videogames

Rooney doesn't rule

Sports blotter: "Pardon my French, but you're an asshole" edition
By MATT TAIBBI  |  March 26, 2008


Zero tolerance, some of the time
Funny, funny stuff coming from Pittsburgh — a relief, actually, to see some other city’s storied NFL franchise balls-deep in an ethical nightmare. It so happens that the Pittsburgh Steelers have of late been hit with a series of domestic-violence-type arrests, from a girl-hitting charge involving prized rookie wideout Santonio Holmes back in 2006, to a domestic-violence/child-endangerment arrest of reserve back Najeh Davenport late this past year, to standout linebacker James Harrison getting busted for slapping his girlfriend a few weeks back, to the latest: stone-handed wide receiver Cedric Wilson getting arrested for punching his girlfriend in the face in a restaurant a few days ago.

Holmes, Davenport, and Harrison are all key performers on the team. Wilson is not. So guess which player owner Dan Rooney decided to immediately cut following his arrest, saying, “The Steelers don’t condone violence of any kind, especially against women”? Conversely, guess which three players Rooney decided to keep on his roster and give a second chance? I’ll give you three guesses!

Yes, the player cut was the journeyman fourth-wideout Wilson — a player who immediately fell on the local-media sword after his arrest, apologizing to the girl, her family, the Steelers, their fans, the NFL, and all the nations of sub-Saharan Africa (okay, not that last part). Rooney severed ties the night of the arrest, booting Wilson from the team, solemnly telling reporters that he hoped his swift action would “send a message.” Which it did, of course, the message being: don’t hit a woman if you know the team can find a cheaper replacement for you in the fifth round of the draft.

But here’s the kicker: when asked why he cut Wilson and not the pass-rushing demon Harrison, Rooney said that the circumstances were “completely different,” noting that Harrison had been attempting to take his son to be baptized, a move his girlfriend apparently disagreed with. When Harrison’s babymama locked herself in her room and called police, Harrison broke down the door, took her cell phone and ripped it in half, and then whacked her across the face, leaving the customary “red marks” on her cheek.

Now, according to Rooney, Harrison’s actions were “completely different” because what he was trying to do — take his son to be baptized — was “something that was good” and “well worth it” (those are direct quotes). It is therefore okay to break down a door, break the phone a woman is using to call for help with, and belt her across the cheek — so long as your intent is to take your child to be baptized into the church of peace and understanding.

Folks, this is going to be fun, watching as Rooney is dragged to the hill at Golgotha by N.O.W. and pretty much every other advocate for fairness and decency. It’s even funnier given that we know the baptism excuse is a canard, covering up the fact that the real reason Harrison was retained is that the dude can flat-out play. After seeing Bill Belichick take it up the dark place all year, it’s finally someone else’s turn. Take it like a man, Mr. Rooney. Take 30 points, too. And let’s give Wilson and Harrison 55 points each for the dom-assault charges; actually let’s give Harrison 60, since he’s getting away with his.

Where the Buffalo roam
The Colorado Buffaloes are making a comeback as a scandal-tainted college football program. The same team that was pilloried in the press in 2004 for a sex-and-booze recruiting program has now suffered consecutive arrests of players for late-night assaults.

Tight end Riar Geer was held on suspicion of assault March 7 after two students were found bleeding from their mouths on campus. It seems that Geer knocked a cap off the head of the two boys’ friend, and a “dispute” ensued.

A day earlier, freshman linebacker Lynn Katoa turned himself in for an investigation into a campus fight that occurred on February 16. Katoa was suspended from competition but can still practice. Geer was suspended from the team entirely.

CU enacted reforms after the 2004 scandal that placed the team under supervision of academic leaders. Athletic director Mike Bohn noted that the reforms have been unsuccessful and that the program needs to “enhance its education efforts.” Guess so. In the meantime, give both players 40 points for the student assaults, one of the garden-variety sorts of college-football crimes.

When he’s not googling “Steeler stupidity” and “Buffalo buffoons,” Matt Taibbi writes for Rolling Stone. He can be reached

1  |  2  |   next >
  Topics: Sports , Riar Geer , Pittsburgh Steelers , Cedric Wilson ,  More more >
  • Share:
  • RSS feed Rss
  • Email this article to a friend Email
  • Print this article Print

Live from St. Paul: real-time updates at
More: DNC 2008
Share this entry with Delicious
  •   HEIGHTENED ANXIETY  |  September 03, 2008
    Sports blotter: "Attack of the seven-foot tall driver" edition
  •   REVENGE OF THE TOAD  |  August 27, 2008
    Sports blotter: "Irabu!" edition
  •   TIGER TRAP  |  August 20, 2008
    Sports blotter: "Walking in Memphis" edition
  •   OLYMPIAN ANTI-HEROES  |  August 08, 2008
    Sports blotter: Olympic edition
  •   RETURN OF THE U  |  July 30, 2008
    Sports blotter: "Plant City, indeed" edition

 See all articles by: MATT TAIBBI

RSS Feed of for the most popular articles
 Most Viewed   Most Emailed 

Featured Articles in Sports:
Monday, September 08, 2008  |  Sign In  |  Register
Phoenix Media/Communications Group:
Copyright © 2008 The Phoenix Media/Communications Group