Sometimes the Punchlines Write Themselves
A Spokane Vally, Wash. man was arrested for breaking into a liquor store by smashing its front window.
His first attempt to smash the liquor store's window with a rock failed, so he went up the street to a hardware store and purchased a hammer for $11. TWith said hammer, our friend successfully broke into the packie, and stole...a $9 bottle of wine.
