Wal-Mart doesn't want people reading The New Yorker
    Because in their new effort to "go green," they've determined that among 1,000 other magazines, 
The New Yorker's lengthy, wordy articles (for shame!) have destroyed too many trees. 
Poor David Remnick. 
Adam Moss triumphs over you...this time. Also, please bear in mind that 
Yachting magazine and 
Trump World will no longer be in stock at your favorite neighborhood market. So you'll just have to go ahead and subscribe, we guess.