What do you mean they don't exist?
By MATT JONES | May 17, 2011
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Across
1 "If I ___ nickel for every time..."
5 Mine car
9 Chemistry 101 models
14 Off-base designation
15 Othello's enemy
16 "Don't Know Why" singer Jones
17 "I mean, isn't she worth, like, a ___ dollars?" (line from the pilot of "Will & Grace")
19 Rapper with the 2011 album "Detox"
20 Like Keats' poetic urn
21 French Stewart's response when asked to "write a number" in an SNL "Celebrity Jeopardy!" skit
23 Snake variety
24 Brand name yodeled in ads
26 ___ Lingus (Irish airline)
27 Rock's ___ Speedwagon
28 Opera set in Egypt
30 Part of some Hogwarts classes
32 Go against
34 More, in Mexico
35 "Mazel ___!"
36 With 38-across, number of geese it took to supply feathers for "Grandma's Feather Bed"
38 See 36-across
40 Outburst popularized in the 1990s
41 Rapper ___ Def
42 Comedian Lampanelli
45 Ancient area in modern Bulgaria, Greece and Turkey
48 Discard
50 Tokyo's country, in Olympics shorthand
51 "___ Como Va" (Santana song)
52 Surname in a Tim Allen Christmas movie
54 From Bangkok or Beijing
56 Number of trombones in an Urbie Green title
58 Granddaddy of fitness gurus Jack
60 Make pig noises
61 "Imaginary" number in a game show skit on the BBC's "That Mitchell and Webb Look"
63 "Today" co-anchor Matt
64 Reggae performer ___-Mouse
65 ___-ball (arcade game)
66 "The king," in Cancun
67 Like "haxored" and "pwn'd"
68 Olive and family from "Popeye"
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1 Country legend Merle
2 Scholarship recipient
3 Went to slumberland
4 She falls at the beginning of her story
5 Tequila on TV
6 Reason for saving
7 Earlier than now
8 March, but not walk
9 Leader between Brezhnev and Chernenko
10 Shredded
11 Trial
12 DC competitor, in the comic book world
13 Thin window curtains
18 Pre-euro currency
22 Twinkie maker
25 Small batteries
29 Response to an invitation
31 Stunt jumper Knievel
33 Frank Oz character
37 High science
38 Appear to be
39 Ballet great Vaslav
41 ___ Dew (rebranded soft drink)
43 Springer, e.g.
44 Building wings
45 Mess with someone's hair
46 Book near a pew
47 Fix a bartending mistake
49 Packet at a drive-thru
53 Photographer Adams
55 "OK, if you ___..."
57 Peach or pecan
59 Med. student's study
62 "___ Haw" |
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