Michelle at the Snug

The sign says, "Don't make Michelle open a can of whoop-ass" -- and it's an apt warning. There's nothing worse than pissing off Portland's Best Bartender, nor is there anything better than getting a friendly greeting from her as you walk through the Snug's doors. She's hot, she's cool, she likes talking shit as well as shooting it, and she knows how to sling a mean vodka-soda. We heart Michelle and having her in our lives is enough reason to never get sober.

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